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 01.04.06  

The successful start

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Bruce Almighty

Welcome all you Maiden fans!
Your feet has landed on the official Hell Dept. website, or, to be exact - to the department of Mental And Idiotic DElirium Notions (further abbreviated as MAIDEN). 
We warn ye, guys:

Individuals with castrated sense of humor will be severely prosecuted!

This website is dedicated to the greatest band on Earth - Iron Maiden, but those who hope to find here all this bio and discography stuff will be disappointed; just fucking google it, and you'd be satisfied for sure! Our mission is to tell you things no one else is aware of - namely, Maiden tales, poems and jokes. So sit down, relax and prepare for the greatest LOL of your life.        

Take a closer look at this F.A.Q.
(In case you're eager to contribute)

01.04.06

So, guys, get a huge welcome!
After we accidentaly came across a certain "Aria-Tales" website, we got pretty much furious but interested at the same time. After all, the greatest band on Earth (as you sure know) is Iron Maiden, and definitely not Aria, that cheap copy from Russia. But then we realized one thing that we lacked of, namely - this very concept. We just sat and wondered - why haven't we thought about it before? After all, Iron Maiden deserves to be sung and praised this way as no one else! So what the hell?!!

So we went to them "Aria" fans, and made our point. They were scared (of course they were!) and feeble, and didn't wanna mess with us (partly because we threatened them with Manowar guys), and they agreed to go away and leave this place for us. By the way, the band itself gave us a warm welcome for this. Bruce, Steve, Dave, Adrian, Janick and Nico were just thrilled to take a look! So here we are!!!

At this point we'd like to shut up and let you guys celebrate the new era in the history of Iron Maiden - the Iron Maiden Tales era! Raise your glasses and rejoice with us! We rule the world!! Long live Maiden!!!

Since some folks are still too slow to realize who made who, here's the clue:

YOUR FAVOURITE ARIA SITE IS NOW TO BE FOUND AT THIS LOCATION.

Stay Metal, dudes!